New actors join the crew

Since last time the director has given me some new directions. I am to remain nude when alone with the director and fellow actors, for example. There aren‘t any yet, but the director told me that will change soon. Some strange things happened though. My wife seems to think some things changed about me, some behaviours or tastes. I should talk to the director about it. An actor must obey his director and mine commanded me to tell him all about me experiences at home since that strange dream. Better not dwell on it. I should focus on giving my best performance. I undress and start my studio workout, so I’m ready for when the director returns.

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In the studio

Chris Hemsworth enters

Chris: Wait, why did my agent send me here?! He can’t possibly have thought I’d star in something as amateurish as this.

Director: Oh, I don’t want you in my production. 

Chris: Then why am I here?

The director walks up to him and puts two fingers under Chris’ chin to make the man look him in the eye.

Director: Because I want a loving servant who does anything I ask.

Chris: But…I

Director: And you are that servant. You live to act as others tell you to do, it’s what you’ve been doing your whole life, it’s what you love.

Chris: It’s what I love

Director: And you love the man that makes it all possible, me, your master.

Chris: I love you.

Director: With all your heart.

Chris: With all my heart.

Director: Now, tell me who you are.

Chris: I am your loving and obedient servant.

Director: Good. Go to this address, I’ll come later. Once there you’ll find a second servant of mine. He’ll tell you what I expect from you.

Chris: Whatever you wish, Master.

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He leaves and Chris Evans enters

Chris: What was that about? He didn’t even react to my greeting in the slightest.

Director: Oh he’s just focused on his new work and work environment. I think you’ll be as well soon.

Chris: I don’t think I’ll ignore people I’ve known for so long any time soon.

Director: That depends on priorities. I’m the centre of your world, so it stands to reason you ignore anything and everything to do as I ask.

Chris: Centre… breaks free from trance

Chris: What the fuck do you

Director: I’m the centre of your world. I’m your everything. All you care about is making me happy. 

Chris: Centre of my world…my everything…make you happy.

Director: You’re my servant. You exist to obey me and you love it. You love me.

Chris: Servant…love it…love you.

Director: Now tell me who you are.

Chris: Your servant, my love.

Director: Go to this address, let nothing distract you. The other servants will explain things further.

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Chris leaves and a man and a woman enter

Man: Where’s Felix? You said you knew where he was.

Director: And I do. He’s just not here. Besides, we have other things to talk about.

Woman: What do you mean? We just want to know where our son is.

Her voice lowers as her breasts shrink down to just large, muscular pecs. Her body becomes masculine and muscular everywhere, her arms and shoulders gaining muscle every moment as a deeply cut sixpack forms on her stomach and she becomes a man. A great looking, muscular and sexy one at that as his face fully reshapes into the one of the actor that left earlier, just like the rest of the body.

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Woman: Wh what happened?

Director: Nothing Chris. You just woke up from a nightmare. Remember, Chris. You are Chris Evans, a world-famous actor. Remember, Chris. An actor like you obeys the directions given by his director and I am yours Chris.

Chris Evans: Chris Evans…actor…obey director…you

Man: What the hell’s happening?!

Director: Nothing Chris. You just woke up from a nightmare. Remember, Chris. You are Chris Hemsworth, a world-famous actor. Remember, Chris. An actor like you obeys the directions given by his director and I am yours Chris.

Man: Chris Hemsworth…am not. What the hell’s going on?!

Director: Mr. Hemsworth, remember who you are. Forget that nightmare of a different life. Remember. You’re an actor. And an actor obeys all directions from his director. You like that. That’s why you chose the profession. I am your director Chris Hemsworth. Obey me and relish it.

The man starts gaining lots of muscle all over his body rapidly. His shoulders broaden as his chest expands with lots of pure muscle and his sixpack gains much more muscle, pushing out as the same happens to his arms and legs. His face reshapes itself, becoming more like Chris Hemsworth’s just like the rest of his body until all differences have disappeared.

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Chris Hemsworth: Chris Hemsworth…actor…obey director…you…like it…relish it

Director: Yes Mr. Hemsworth. There’s your colleague Chris Evans.

Chris Hemsworth: I’m sorry sir. I don’t know what came over me.

Chris Evans: Yeah what happened man?

Director: You two should go to the studio gym, get a good workout in. I need you to be in better shape than you’ve ever been. I’ll show you where to go.

In the studio gym

Director: Evans, Hemsworth, this is your colleague Jake Gyllenhaal. You‘ll be working with him a lot. The same goes for you, Jake. These are Chris Hemsworth and Chris Evans. I expect you‘ll be able to work together without any trouble. If there‘s anything you‘d like to talk to me about, just say so.

Gyllenhaal: Sir, there‘s actually something I‘d like to discuss with you.

Director: Okay then. Come with me, we‘ll talk in private.

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In a private space

Director: What do you wish to talk to me about.

Gyllenhaal: It‘s my wife sir. She thinks I changed, even that I‘m not her husband sometimes, because I don‘t remember many specific details about our past.

Director: How do you feel about that?

Gyllenhaal: I don‘t know. I am Jake Gyllenhaal and she‘s my wife. I just want things to be normal, have her believe me.

Director: That can be arranged. Jake, your wife‘s just being strange. You are Jake Gyllenhaal and she‘s your wife, she should know that. From now on, when you need your wife to believe and/or support you, you‘re going to use the following technique.

some time later

Jake: Thank you for your help sir.

Director: Please ask Chris and Chris to come here before you get back to your workout.

Jake: Anything you want, sir.

Hemsworth: You wanted to see us, sir?

Director: Yes. I’d like to talk to both of you about a pressing matter. First I’d like to talk to Mr. Hemsworth. Mr. Evans, would you please leave us alone and stand outside the door until I tell you to come in?

Evans: Of course sir. Anything you ask.

Evans leaves

Director: Now, Mr. Hemsworth, listen very carefully. You are Chris Hemsworth. You know this in the deepest parts of your being. When somebody thinks otherwise, that person’s just being crazy. However, there’s something you can do about it and I strongly advice you to do it. If somebody thinks you’re not Chris Hemsworth or somebody does something else you don’t like, due to interference with my directions or otherwise, use the following technique.

some time later

Hemsworth: Thank you for your concern and help sir.

Director: Oh, I don’t mind, but please continue your workout with Jake. I want you both in tip-top shape.

Hemsworth leaves

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Director: Please enter Mr. Evans.

Evans: Thank you sir.

Director: Now, Mr. Evans, listen very carefully. You are Chris Evans. You know this in the deepest parts of your being. When somebody thinks otherwise, that person’s just being crazy. However, there’s something you can do about it and I strongly advice you to do it. If somebody thinks you’re not Chris Evans or somebody does something else you don’t like, due to interference with my directions or otherwise, use the following technique.

Some time later

Evans: Thank you sir.

Director: It was no trouble, I care a great deal about all of you. Now get back to your workout.

Evans: Yes sir!

Later at Jake‘s home

Wife: Where have you been?! I was worried sick! You‘ve never done such things before, at least not since that new role

Jake’s eyes glaze over and Jake takes her hands

Jake: I haven‘t changed. I am Jake Gyllenhaal, your husband, remember? You adore me, I can do nothing wrong, All my decisions are right.

Wife: No change…Jake…adore you…always right

Jake’s eyes return to normal

Jake: I’m sorry I don’t have a lot of time

Wife: Don’t worry my love, you could do no wrong.

Jake: I thought…you just

Wife: Yes, I made a mistake. Everything you’ve done is perfect.

At Scott Evans’ home

Chris: Hey bro, I thought I’d stop by.

Scott: Hey, I was just eating.

Chris: I haven’t arrived at an untimely moment, have I?

Scott: Well

Chris’ eyes glaze over

Chris: Any time I arrive is the right one. You love me, your brother. Anything I do is right. You adore me.

Scott: right…love you…adore you

Chris: There’s another part in the movie. You can audition tomorrow. Then we can work together.

Chris’ eyes return to normal

Scott: Great Chris! Come in, let’s celebrate!

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At Liam Hemsworth’s home

Chris: Hey bro, fancy some dinner with me and my family?

Liam: It’s a bit late for that, don’t you think?

Chris’ eyes glaze over

Chris: No, I am Chris Hemsworth, your brother who you absolutely adore and who’s always right.

Liam: No…Chris…adore you…always right

Chris’ eyes return to normal

Chris: I don’t know Liam. I thought it was not too late

Liam: Then it isn’t 

Chris: What do you mean? You were telling me a different story a few seconds ago.

Liam: That was a mistake. You are always on time, just as you’re always right.

Chris: I don’t know about that.

Liam: But you are.

Chris: Okay then, let’s go.

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A while later at Chris Hemsworth’s home

Wife: Where the heck were you?! Dinner’s cold by now and…what’s Liam doing here?!

Chris: I just invited him over for dinner after I had to work late.

Wife: I don’t know why you did that, you’ve never done anything like that before, not even during Marvel films. Please don’t make it a habit of working so late.

Chris’ eyes glaze over

Chris: Liam, why don’t you go to the kitchen? I’d like some privacy with my wife.

Liam: Of course, Chris

Liam leaves

Wife: What’s this about?

Chris: I am Chris Hemsworth, your husband who you love like no other, who you adore to the fullest, remember? You love me so much making me happy is all you care about.

Wife: Chris…husband…love…adore…make happy

Chris’ eyes return to normal

Chris: Shall we go to the kitchen? I’m pretty hungry too and I’d love to spend what time I do have with you and Liam.

Wife: I’d love it too! Is there anything else you’d like?

Chris: Why the sudden mood change?

Wife: I’m just happy to have my perfect husband around and happy.

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A fully realised actor

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„I know we’re best friends, but I hope you know I can‘t possibly pass for Jake Gyllenhaal. I‘m nowhere near his muscularity or model-like face.“ I say and pass my head in my hand. God why doesn‘t he comprehend I can‘t replace a famous celebrity. I may have had some acting classes, but I look nothing like the man. Why are my clothes so restricting right now? I chose them because they left a comfortable amount of room. „I think you look quite similar to him. Have a look in the mirror.“ He says with a devious smile. I walk over to the mirror. Oh My God! Jake Gyllenhaal is here. This was just a joke. He DID want the role. Why is he mimicking my movements? „How do you like your new look?“

„What do you mean? You mean…this is …me?“ I say. „Of course, Jake.“ he takes my hand. „Nice joke, but what happens when people notice?“ I pull back my hand. „I mean, I can‘t look like him forever and people are bound to notice.“ He takes a step toward me. „Nobody will notice. Trust me, you‘re the only Jake Gyllenhaal.“ I take a few steps back. „Wh…what do you mean I‘m the only Jake Gyllenhaal?“ I try take some more steps back until I reach a wall and he keeps coming closer. „You‘re the only Jake Gyllenhaal. The other identity was just a bad dream, Jake. Trust your director Jake. An actor is to perform as the director says. An actor must trust that the actions he is to perform are for the best. And you are an actor Jake Gyllenhaal. And I am your director. Trust me Jake.“„Jake, listen to me and do as I say, for I am your director. You must put aside that dream you had of a different live and focus on doing as I say. Now Jake. Tell me who you are.“

Jake: Jake Gyllenhaal 

Director: and what is your profession? 

Jake: I am an actor 

Director: and what does that profession entail? 

Jake: trusting and obeying my director 

Director: because that is best for you 

Jake: because that is best for me

He looks away from my eyes and I shake my head a bit. „Is there any advice you‘d like to give me for the roll sir?“ He was about to walk away, but turned around when he heard me. „Yes. Strip naked. It‘s better for the movie. More people will want to see it and it would help my creativity.“ At that, I immediately stripped.


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